• Jet50

    Here's the story. A bot banned me for no reason. It wasn't saying I was blocked in my block log, so it was confusing. Then I found a way to evade the ban. I just had to ban myself for 3 seconds, then I was free!

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  • Ferrari50

    Test Fanon Page

    January 10, 2011 by Ferrari50

    This is my test fanon page. If people like it, I will make an article that copies everything form this blog post.

    Scratchet is Ratchet's evil doppelganger. Unlike Ratchet's wrench, Scratchet's wrench scratches anything it touches. Ratchet and Scratchet are not the same species, Ratchet is a lombax and Scratchet is a robot but Scratchet still looks like he's an organism.

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  • Jet50

    It Sucks To Be Klunk Part 3

    December 15, 2010 by Jet50

    Clank:My name is Clank not Mr.Gr--

    Klunk:IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *giggles*

    Clank:IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not.

    Qwark:Alright, alright!! Stop the fight!

    Klunk: STOP?! ARE YOU CRAZY???!!!!

    Qwark:Behold! The forces of PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes out his "Peace" Gun*

    Klunk: HA HA! Superhero!!

    Clank: *?*

    Klunk: *shakes head* Alright Mr.Green Eyes, let's fight!!!!!!…

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  • Jet50

    Further Info On Fanon Day.

    December 3, 2010 by Jet50

    On the main page, I wrote that on Dec.25, 2010, the Secret Agent Clank Wiki will have fanon articles. That doesn't mean you can stop making canon articles.

    I know everyone's excited that fanon will soon arrive. But before you make the fanon, read these rules.

    Rule No. 1. (Temporary rule, ends Dec.25, 2010) Do NOT make fanon before Dec.25, 2010.

    Rule No. 2. The fanon articles MUST NOT have inappropiate words.

    Rule No. 3. (Very useless rule, you will not be banned if you disobey this rule) All fanon will go on articles only.

    If you have been banned because you have done fanon before Dec.25, then set free on Dec.25 or earlier than that, you will NOT have the privelege for making fanon until you have a 1000 edits or until Feb.4, 2011. If you have b…

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  • Jet50

    It sucks to be Klunk Part 2

    November 27, 2010 by Jet50

    Continuing From Our Last Part....

    Qwark: Yes. I said "Dummy."

    Clank: You should've called yourself "Dummy"!!!! *giggles*

    Qwark: *gasps in horror* YOU DUMMY!!!

    For Centuries Of Years, This Went On And On Until Qwark Decided To Have A Fight With Clank.

    After The Battle, Qwark Was Really Ummm.... Ummm..... I'm Running Out Of Time, I'll Tell You Later.

    Klunk: You....dimwitted Mr.Green-Eyes......STOP LAUGHING!!!!

    Clank: You dimwit......My name is not--

    Klunk:IT IS!!!!!!!

    Part 3 Coming Very Soon.

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  • Jet50

    It sucks to be Klunk

    November 27, 2010 by Jet50

    Clank: *stares at Klunk* You look like me, Mr.Purple-Goatee!!!

    Klunk: You dimwit, my name is not Mr.Purple-Goa--

    Clank: IT IS MR.PURPLE-GOATEE!!!!! *laughs*

    Klunk: You dimwit, my name is Klunk. Can I ask you something?

    Clank: Yes... What is it....? *giggles*


    Clank: I'm not laughing.....I'm giggling!!! *giggles*


    For 2 Hours, This Went On And On, Until Klunk Decided To Have A Battle With Clank.

    After The Battle, Klunk Was Really Damaged And Clank Starting Laughing And Giggling Like Before.

    • Qwark and B.A.R.N.E.Y. appears*

    Clank: QWARK!! My hero!! *giggles*

    Qwark: * talks to B.A.R.N.E.Y.* *points at Klunk* Barney, see …

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